******************************************************************************
****        **  ****  **  *******  **  *******  **    **        ***      *****
****  ********  ****  **   ******  **   ******  ***  ***  ********  ****  ****
****  ********  ****  **    *****  **    *****  ***  ***  ********  ****  ****
****  ********  ****  **  **  ***  **  **  ***  ***  ***  *********  *********
****      ****  ****  **  ***  **  **  ***  **  ***  ***      *******  *******
****  ********  ****  **  ****  *  **  ****  *  ***  ***  *************  *****
****  ********  ****  **  *****    **  *****    ***  ***  ********  ****  ****
****  ********   **   **  ******   **  ******   ***  ***  ********  ****  ****
****  *********      ***  *******  **  *******  **    **        ***      *****
******************************************************************************

                          Compiled by The Scarecrow




   OK, if you're new here, you might want to check out some of these goodies.
If you're not new here, there are some sigs you may have not seen.  And if
you've seen them all, then pass it along.  Enjoy!

   I added the computer and words to a pic posted recently.

         __                        ___________________________________
       _( _)_                     /    I know Beethoven was great,    \
      ( _) ( )            _____  |      but do you have to say it      |
     (_)    (_)          @@@@@@@ |  every day on rec.music.classical?  |
   __/     . |          @@@  .|_  \ __________________________________/
 /    \  --\_) _________@@(    _) |/                  | |         |
|   /\  \__/)-/_______(@@@@__-/                       | |        |'
|--|**|\__ --|        (___)   \___ /\  ##             !_!-v----v-"
|*****|__ |____________| \    |  /    \##    __--"""i i""""""""""i
 \*(#####)  ||      ||    \___|____/\__##   !_______! !__________!
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""


[I took the liberty of changing the word 'computer' to 'monitor'.]
              _    _ _  ___          ___.    . ___. .   .
              |\  /| \   |        | /   |    |  __| |___|
              | \/ |     |        | \___|    |    | |   |
              |    |    _|_       .     | ___| ___| |   |

                 __  ___.  ___.  ___.    _     ___. _____
                /  |  __| /   | /   |   / \   /   |   |
               |   |    | \___| \___|  /___\  \___|   |
                \__| ___|     |     | /     \  /  |   |

                ___. .    .   ___   .   .      .   . ___
               /   | |    |  /   \   \ /       |  /|  |
               \___| |    | |     |   \        | / |  |
                /  |  \__/   \___/     \       |/  | _|_

             ___.   ___  _____ _____  .   .   ___   _    _
            /   |  /   \   |     |    |  /|  /   \  |\  /|
            \___| |     |  |     |    | / | |     | | \/ |
             /  |  \___/   |   __|__  |/  |  \___/  |    |




 \__/      \__/       \__/       \__/       \__/       \__/       \__/
 (oo)      (o-)       (@@)       (xx)       (--)       (  )       (OO)
//||\\    //||\\     //||\\     //||\\     //||\\     //||\\     //||\\
 bug       bug        bug/w      dead       bug       blind     bug after
         winking    hangover     bug      sleeping     bug      seeing a
                                                                 female
                                                                  bug




      ___ ___  ___  ___ _    ___ __  __   ___  ___  _ __   _____ _  _  ___
     | _ \ _ \/ _ \| _ ) |  | __|  \/  | / __|/ _ \| |\ \ / /_ _| \| |/ __|
     |  _/   / (_) | _ \ |__| _|| |\/| | \__ \ (_) | |_\ V / | || .` | (_ |
     |_| |_|_\\___/|___/____|___|_|  |_| |___/\___/|____\_/ |___|_|\_|\___|
                         ___ ___  ___   ___ ___ ___ ___
                        | _ \ _ \/ _ \ / __| __/ __/ __|
                        |  _/   / (_) | (__| _|\__ \__ \
                        |_| |_|_\\___/ \___|___|___/___/


                    YES   =============================   NO
             +-----------|| Does the Darn Thing work? ||-----------+
             |            =============================            |
             V                                                     V
        +----------+     +---------+                          +---------+
        |   Don't  |  NO |   Does  |       +-------+     YES  | Did you |
        |   mess   | +---|  anyone |<------|  YOU  |<---------|   mess  |
        | with it! | |   |  know?  |       | MORON |          | with it |
        +----------+ |   +---------+       +-------+          +---------+
             |       V        | YES                                |  NO
             |    +------+    +-----------+                        |
             |    | HIDE |                V                        V
             |    |  IT  |            +--------+             +-----------+
             |    +------+            |  YOU   |        YES  | WILL THEY |
             |       |       +------->|  POOR  |<------------| CATCH YOU?|
             |       |       |        |BASTARD!|             +-----------+
             |       |       |        |________|                   |  NO
             |       |       |             |                       |
             |       |       |             V                       V
             |       |       |      +---------------+        +-----------+
             |       |       |  NO  | CAN YOU BLAME |        |DESTROY THE|
             |       |       +------| SOMEONE ELSE? |        |  EVIDENCE |
             |       |              +---------------+        +-----------+
             |       |                     |  YES                  |
             |       |                     v                       |
             |       |      ============================           |
             |       +---->||           N O            ||<---------+
             +------------>||      P R O B L E M       ||
                            ============================



   This is a small sampling of smilies.

  :-)      basic smiley

  ,-)      winking happy smiley

  ;-(      crying smiley

  O:-)     angel smiley

  :-?      smiley smokes a pipe

  :-}X     bow tie-wearing smiley

  :-{      mustache

  :=)      orangutan smiley

  @:-}     smiley just back from the hairdresser

  C=:-)    chef smiley

  X:-)     little kid with a propeller beanie

  [:-)     smiley wearing a walkman

  8(:-)    Mickey Mouse

  :----}   you lie like pinnochio


   And now a word from out sponsor ...

              "Here at First National, you're
               not just a number - you're two
               numbers, a dash, three more
               numbers, another dash and
               another number."

   And now the thought for the day ...

   A rose by any other name would likely be
   "deadly thorn-bearing assault vegetation." (Robert Bullock)

   And now back to our show ...



 ________________________________________
|                                        |
| Test:                                  |&     *******************************
|                                        |&&    *                             *
| 1. When did the Pilgrims               |&&&   *    Calvin    &    Hobbes    *
|    land at Plymouth Rock?              |&&&|  *                             *
|                                        |&&&|  *    By   Bill   Watterson    *
|            /|                          |&&&|  *                             *
|        _/|/ |7_                        |&&&|  *******************************
|       >   - - <                        |&&&|
|      *==+ O O_|                        |&&&|  ______________________________
|       (      _)    /                   |&&&| |                              |
|        \____-/    /                    |&&&| | Quality and results vary     |
|         [|^|^T/--B                     |&&&| | depending on font used while |
|        |[|_|_/^^/                      |&&&| | viewing this comic strip.    |
|        |[____|=============            |&&&| |                              |
|        |@@@@@@@]_________/             |&&&| | Change fonts until desired   |
|        |L@@@@@@||]     ||              |&&&| | picture is found.            |
|        ^][^^][^||      ||              |&&&| |______________________________|
|         ^^  ^^ ^^      ^^              |&&&|
|                                        |&&&|
|________________________________________|&&&|
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&|
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&|
|                                        |^^^^
|                                        |&
|            1620.                       |&&
|                                        |&&&|
|              _ /|                      |&&&|
|         _\ \/ / 7                      |&&&|
|         >     ^ ^                      |&&&|
|         =     /_/                      |&&&|
|         (      _)                      |&&&|
|          \____-/__**                   |&&&|
|        ||/  T T /--\\                  |&&&|
|        |/___^/===~~~~+~====            |&&&|
|        |@@@@@@@]_________/             |&&&|
|        |L@@@@@@||]     ||              |&&&|
|        ^][^^][^||      ||              |&&&|
|         ^^  ^^ ^^      ^^              |&&&|
|                                        |&&&|
|                                        |&&&|
|                                        |&&&|
|________________________________________|&&&|
 &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&|
 &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&|
|   As You CaN sEE, I'VE MEMoRiZEd tHis  |^^^^
|uttERLY uSELESS fact LoNG ENouGH to PaSS|&
|a tESt QUEStiON.  I NoW iNtENd to fORGEt|&&
|it foREVER.   You'VE tauGHt ME NotHiNG  |&&&
|EXCEpt HOW to CYNiCaLLY MaNiPuLatE tHE  |&&&|
|SYstEM.  coNGRatuLatioNS.               |&&&|
|                                        |&&&|
|              _ /|                      |&&&|
|         _\ \/ / /7                     |&&&|
|         >     ~ ~                      |&&&|
|         =     /_/                      |&&&|
|         (  n_  _)                      |&&&|
|          \_____/  **                   |&&&|
|        ||/--T^T^7--\\                  |&&&|
|        |/---^/---~~~~+~====            |&&&|
|        |@@@@@@@]_________/             |&&&|
|        |L@@@@@@||]     ||              |&&&|
|        ^][^^][^||      ||              |&&&|
|         ^^  ^^ ^^      ^^              |&&&|
|________________________________________|&&&|
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&|
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&|
|                                        |^^^^
|  THEY SAY THE SATISFACTION OF TEACHING |&
| MAKES UP FOR THE LOUSY PAY.         __/|&&
|\_________________   _______________/   |&&&
|                  | /                   |&&&|
|            /|    |/                    |&&&|
|        _/|/ |7_                        |&&&|
|       >  ^  ^ <                        |&&&|
|      o=  O  O =                        |&&&|
|       (   (_) )  |                     |&&&|
|        \_ \_//   |                     |&&&|
|         [|^T^T/--B                     |&&&|
|        |[|_|_/^^^|                     |&&&|
|        |[____|=============            |&&&|
|        |@@@@@@@]_________/             |&&&|
|        |L@@@@@@||]     ||              |&&&|
|        ^][^^][^||      ||              |&&&|
|         ^^  ^^ ^^      ^^              |&&&|
| Watterson | ASCII Text Rendition* by   |&&&|
|_1-27/94___|_Andrew_Chen_2-8-94_________|&&&|
 &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&|
  &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&|
   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^



   Here are a few of the Cunning Pikes.

  |
-O_O-  Cunning Pike


  W
-O_O-  King Cunning Pike


  +
-O_O-  Queen Cunning Pike


  |
-O_--  Cunning Pike Winking


   |
- -_- -  Cunning Pike Sleeping


 (  )
--OO-- Cow Trying To Be A Cunning Pike


} { }
{{ }_O- Cunning Pike Hiding Behind Weeds
 }{
 {


  |
-O O-  Shocked Cunning Pike
  o


  |
-O_O-     Cunning Pike With Necklace
 \o/


   |
--(O)--    Cunning Cyclops Pike ( Or Nuclear Sub MK2 )


  |
-@_@-     Cunning Pike Having Seen Nuclear Sub


  |
-X X-     Cunning Pike Having Taken Something Illegal
  ~


  |  |   |   |  |
-( -(  -O_O-  )- )- Vibrating Cunning Pike


      |
    -O_O-
  |       |
-O_O-   -O_O-  Synchronised Swimming Pikes
      |
    -O_O-


  |
-O_q-      Cunning Pike With Monacle


 --      |
  --   -O_O-       Cunning Pike On Skateboard
--   ==========
      O      O


____|____
| -O_O- |    Limbo Dancing Cunning Pike


__________________
|     |    |     |
|     |    |     |
|  |  |    |     |
|-O_O-|    |     |
           |     |
           |  |  |
           |-O_O-|   Acrobatic Cunning Pikes


  |
-O_O-
 | |
 | |
 | |
 | |
 ^ ^                Cunning Pike On Stilts


       --------------|
    |   |            |
                     |
    |   |            |
      |              |
    -O_O-            |
                     |
                     |
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~--- Cunning Pike Doing The High Dive


     ____     ___________
      |  *   |  Pikes R  |
    -O_O---  | Cunning ! |
             |___________|
             |___________|
   |     |     |
 -(|)- -(|)- -(|)-       A School Of Cunning Pikes


  _   _   _   _
-O_O-O_O-O_O-O_O-
-O_O-O_O-O_O-O_O-
-O_O-O_O-O_O-O_O-        Cunning Pike Wallpaper


  |
-0_0-7               James Pond (The Pike Who Loved Me)


         /|
  |     | |
-O_O-|  | |
     |  | |
     |  | |
     |  | |_______________
     |  |_/_____________/ |
     |  |_______________|/  Cunning Pike Pole Vaulting


  |
  |
  |
  |
\ | /
-O_O-
/ | \                        Cunning Pike Disguised As Spider




   And a few more smilies.

(-:   User is left handed

%-)   User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight

8-)   User is wearing sunglasses

B:-)  Sunglasses on head

:-{}  User wears lipstick

{:-)  User wears a toupee

}:-(  Toupee in an updraft

:-*   User just ate something sour

:-)~  User drools

:<)   User is from an Ivy League School

:-X   User's lips are sealed

:-C   User is really bummed

:-/   User is skeptical

*<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat



   This is just a few examples of the popular cow series.

         (__)
         (oo)
  /-------\/
 / |     ||
*  ||----||
   ~~    ~~
     Cow


         O__O                             \_|_/
         (oo)                             (oo)
  /-------\/                       /-------\/
 / |     ||                       / |     ||
*  ||----||                      *  ||----||
   ~~    ~~                         ~~    ~~
Cow at Disneyland       Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty


                        (__)
                ~~      (oo)
            ~~~~ /-------\/
         ~~~~~  / |     ||
       ~~~~~   *  ||----||
    ~~~~~~~~  ====~~====~~====
~~~~~~~~~/
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
     Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu


               )\               (__)
              /  \              (oo)
        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
           Cow swimming at Amityville
(Where Jaws was filmed, for those less educated)


    *
     \
  \
  |\
\ | \ (__)
\\|| \(oo)
 \||\ \\/
  ~~ \||
   \\ ||
    \\||
     \||
      ~~
        \\_
         \_
Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen


       \ (__)
       \\(oo)
  /-----\\\/
 / |    (##)
*  ||----||"
   ~~    ~~
This cow plays bagpipes.


         (__)                     (__)                     (__)
         (\/)                     ($$)                     (**)
  /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/
 / | 666 ||               / |=====||               / |     ||
*  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||
   ~~    ~~                 ~~    ~~                 ~~    ~~
Satanic cow           This cow is a Yuppie         Cow in love


         ____
        (____)

         (__)
         (oo)
  /-------\/
 / |     ||
*  ||----||
   ~~    ~~
   holy cow


         o  o
         |__|             (__)             (__)
         (oo)             (oo)            =(oo)=         oo
  /-------\/       /-------vv       /-------\/
 / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||
*  ||----||      *  ||----||      *  ||----||
   ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~
 bill bixby        bela lugosi      boris karloff  claude rains
 male relative     cow              cow            cow
 cow

                                            (___)
       \^^^^^^^^\   (__)                    (o o)
        \^^^^^^^^\\ (oo)                     \ /
     *-----\_______\/\/                    \--O--/
   ^_______/   ---  \______^              // -----\
  ^--------\   \S/  /\_____^              \\/_^{} /==V===[]
            \______/                        \_____\\//
                                             \__/
It's a bird...                               //\\         The Boss
 It's a plane...                             //  \\   (Bruce Holstien)
                                             //   //
                                             ^^    ^^

                     (__)
                     (oo)
  /-------------------\/
 / |                 ||
*  ||----------------||
   ^^                ^^
Stretch Cow



   This next one shows a guy talking to St Peter.

 ____________________          ____________________
|                    |   ____ |                    |
|  CAN  YOU GIVE ME  |  /    \I  -BUT I CAN ADD A  |
|  ONE GOOD  REASON  | (  NO     PITCHFORK  AND A  |  /\
|  WHY I SHOULD LET  |  \____/I  TAIL TO THAT "GO  | (  )
|  YOU IN?           |        |  TO HELL" ICON.    | _)(_     _
|_______________ .___|        |_____. _____________|~ __ ~-._ \"~-.
                \|                  |/    (_ /~,^ .r~T  T~i. ^.~\ _)
                 `                  '      \ \/ ,^|| |  | ||^. \/ /
              _____                ___ _    Y  /  || |[]| ||  \  Y
   .--.     .^  ,^^\.-.           {___~ )   | Y   || |  | ||   Y |
  / __ \   / ) / -- )_ \           c|..^o   | |   || |[]| ||   | |
 / ( (\ \ /(   ) ,>.| ) \           |c_,|  <| |===||=|  |=||===| |>
  ( ( (\ Y  __ (/ o Y).--^-------.   )_/l  <| |===||=|[]|=||===| |>
   ( ( (\l)/  \    )I | [~~~~~~~\|   `--.\---x.   || |  | ||   | |
 (  ( ( (|Y    Y (  |\| | \ _____\__ _ _/r~)  )\_ ||_|[]|_||_ _| |  _.
   ( \ \ ||    |____>-| |  T   = |.__\\<\`^  ", \~|| |  | || ~ | |"~
  \   \ (\|  '~~ Y____|_I__l_n___|_  / `---c~~^. Y'~^|_.^"`|_.-^-|__,-~
 ( \ ( ( (|      | | |   [=o H .=.]_ `-I~T~Y     |-          __
    ( \ \ l      | | l___[___H____] ~"_| | |    ,t     __  "~  ~"
   \ ( \ \I\     | |[_________H____] / | l_j_.-T |--"~~  ~"-.__,.--"~
    \ \ \ ||`----^-' :\_______H__/   \/|       | |-.._
     (   \|;     :   | |.. .. H.|^,__.-|   :   : |_   _.--~~"--..
        \ |   _  l _ : ||| || H||   __ !   |   ' l "~"  -Row ._  _.-"
         _|,-' ~"-' ~-.L|^.||_H|^-"~  ~"-.    ._  \_.-"~-.__   "~
       "~     ._   __,--.__~~     ~-._     _.   "~~         ~~~"
                ~~"        ~~"        "~~~"


   Here are a few owl pics.

     ___         v             v v              ___
    <*,*>      <*,*>          <*,*>            <`,'>
    [`-']      [`-']          [`-']            [`-']
    -"-"-      -"-"-          -"-"-            -"-"-
     owl      punk owl   owl with antlers   chinese owl

    ___           ___               _|||_             /_\
   <#,#>         <o-o>              <*,*>            <*,*>
   [`-']         [`-']              [`-']            [`-']
   -"-"-         -"-"-              -"-"-            -"-"-
  T-V owl   owl with glasses   owl with top-hat   owl with fez

      ___             ___         _____   _
     <*,*>           <*,*>       /o    \_/ |      * *
     [`-//           [`o']      [       _  |
     -"-"-           -"-"-       `-----' `-'
 owl with sling   medalion owl   surreal owl   owl in cave

   ___
  <*,->
  [`-']
  -"-"-
super owl

    O                                o o
   ___              ___              |_|
  <*,*>            <\,/>            <*,*>
  [`-']            [`-']            [`-']
  -"-"-            -"-"-            -"-"-
 Holy owl       Satanic owld     Martian Owl

   ___              ___              ___   ___
  <-o->            </,\>            <*,*>_<*,*>
  [`-']            [`-']            [`-'___`-']
  -"-"-            -"-"-            --"-----"--
 Tired owl        Sad owl          Siamese owl(s)



______________________________________________________________________________
        __  __ _  _ __  ___ ___  ___  ____  __  __ ___   ____ ___ ____ ___
       / /_/ / / / /  |/  / __ \/ _ \/ __ \/ / / / __/  / __/  _/ ___/ __/
      / __  / /_/ / /|_/ / /_/ / _, / /_/ / /_/ /\ \   _\ \_/ // (_ /\ \
     /_/ /_/\____/_/  /_/\____/_/ |_\____/\____/___/  /___/___/\___/___/
______________________________________________________________________________


       /~~\________________________/~~\
      ! oo !                       !   !
       \__/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\_/
          \  Aaron R. Revell         \
            \ arrevell@mailbox.syr.edu \
              \                          \
                \  "The ideas expressed    \
                  \  above are mine, and     \
                    \  they intend to stay     \
                      \  that way...whether      \
                        \  or not they suck."      \
                      /~~\___________________________~~\
                     ! oo !                          !  !
                      \__/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\_/




                         /\
                        /  \
                        \   \__
            _            \   \o\
           |_0            \   \o\=
~~~~~~~~~~~||~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
__________________________________________________________________________
Murray Hunter    E-mail: mhunter@cc.umanitoba.ca      voice-mail: 474-9258
Computer Services Network Technician   and    Computer Science III student
"I'm using a ram disk with my virtual memory, isn't technology wonderful!"



 ________
|        |      This Messsage             A Service By:
|        |     Closed Captioned                 Jon Joshua
|        |  For the Hearing Impaired            jjoshua@remus.rutgers.edu
`----. .-'
     |/                 #include <whittyComment.h>

------------------------------------------------------------------------



<| Brian M. Amira  | Internet E-Mail: Brian@scs.unr.edu | Have you ever asked |>
<|-----------------|------------------------------------| "Why is it that the |>
<| P.O. Box 8711   | University of Nevada, Reno Student |    'Bat Computer'   |>
<| Reno, NV  89507 |    Voice & Fax#: (702) 324-4337    | never has a CrAsH?" |>




::::::::  (_\_|___|_/_)  ::.::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
::::  ____/\__(o o)     :::.: Joe Thomas        {8-)        joetho@symix.com :
:::  / moose  _\ /  :::::::.: Lead Software Engineer, Symix Computer Systems :
::  #|_____|_/  O  ::::::::.::..............................................::
:::  | \   | \    :::::::::.: "Cogito Ergo Spud - I Think, Therefore I Yam." :
:::  ^  ^  ^  ^  ::::::::::.::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::



                    /\_/\
                   ( x x )
****************oo0*(o o)*0oo**************************************************
*      -The amazingly acrobatic stick man-        *  Email mbm@dcs.ed.ac.uk   *
*\o _o   o  o  \o  |o  |o  >>    /\/ o__  _o   o/ * I'd never join a club that*
*|   |  /|  |\  |  /  /|/  \|o  o\   |  \   \  |  * would have me as a member *
*|   |  << <<  << |                        << < \ *        -Groucho Marks     *
*******************************************************************************



************************************************************************
*  ( )_( )  * The Babbling One lives!!!!!!                             *
*   \. ./   * nexus@uiuc.edu                                           *
*  __=.=__  *                                                          *
*     "     *  "Talk about engineering? Ok... but I don't know much    *
*           *    about trains."                                        *
************************************************************************



@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
Grant Green     |The brain is a wonderful organ: it starts working the moment
green@chiron.com| you get up, and doesn't stop till you get to work.
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@



-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
   Dan Stock       |    ####     "Thou hast besquirted me, O Leotarded One"
   Trinity College |   @ 00 @           - the Evil Sheriff,
   Oxford OX1 3BH  |    \__/               'The Ren & Stimpy Show'
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------



_____________________________________________________________________________
|   |      \     ha! | "something witless this way cumz."                   |
| \ | /    / |\      |                                                      |
|---|---   \ |\ |\   |  [ insert favorite video clip here ]                 |
| / | \  the  \ | |  |                                                      |
|   |    man w/  \|  |                                                      |
|   |    no plan     |"1Adam 12 see the man at rear of AppSci. on the ledge"|
|--------------------|------------------------------------------------------|
| This message is being brought to you by the makers of SLUDGE              |
|   The Breakfast food that makes you wish it was Lunchtime.                |
+---------------------------------------------------------------------------+



###############################################################################
Curt Seeliger                           cur@caltech.bitnet

Owens Valley Radio Observatory          "The views expressed herein are not
2001 Galactic Nebula Parkway             those of Cal Tech's.  This disclaimer
Big Pine, CA 93513                       void where prohibited, your mileage
                                         may vary."

        "I must say that I find television very educational.  The minute
         somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book."
                        - Grouch Marx
###############################################################################



                                          __^__
                                         /(o o)\
======================================oOO==(_)==OOo=======================
"I've seen the future.  I can't afford it."              -ABC
==========================================================================



   __&__
  /     \
 |       |
 |  (o)(o)
 C   ,---_)
  | |,___|   "I am Homer of the Borg.  You will be assimilated.  Resistance
  |  \__/     is irrelevant.  Preparation is irrel...MMMmmm...doughnut!"
  /_____\
 /_____/ \   Craig E. Smith (csmith@cis.ohio-state.edu)



*************************************************************************
                                                             /  \
                                                            /    \
Regards Trevor Pretty                                      /      \
(Support Manager)                                         /        |
                                                         / GBR 7606 |
Advent Imaging Ltd                                      /           |
Henley                                                 /     0      |
Oxfordshire                                           /-----/----- |
England RG9 6NB                                      /   \_/_/    /
                                                    /     /     /
Tel: +44 (0)491 411566                             /_____/_\---
Fax: +44 (0)491 411577                  ________________/___\___
E-mail: trevor@advent.co.uk             \______________________/

I should put a disclaimer on here about my employer providing access
to the net etc. etc. But he don't windsurf so I won't.
*************************************************************************



+---------------------------------------------+------------------------------+
|*These opinions are mine*  This .signature is|...!uiuc.edu!jeffo  (UUCP'ish)|
|mine.  Everything you have just read is mine.|  jeffo@uiuc.edu  (ARPA'ish)  |
+---------------------------------------------+------------------------------+
| "Earth destroyed by solar flare.  Film at eleven."  The last nightly news. |
| "Fast, Cheap, Good:  Choose any two."            Rule for a lot of things. |
+----------------------------------------------------------------------------+



     .
       .    Andreas Meyer, N2FYE                         ahm@rick.att.com
   . O _    AT&T Computer System Technical Services
   _/=/     South Plainfield, NJ                          ..!att!rick!ahm
     |
   _/ \_               "Jugglers do it 'til they drop."



_______________________________________________________________________________
                                    ___________
        Marilyn Cox               @(_)-------(_)         "Ms. ATT"
    COXRL@WKUVX1.WKU.EDU         @   /  ###  \     Reaching out to touch
     122 Riverwood Ave.          @  |   ###   |  more people than any other
  Bowling Green, KY  42103       @ @|_________|      person in America!

_______________________________________________________________________________



"My sig contains my tiny version of the biohazard symbol."

    (_)    |       *******>  Jay_Daunheimer@mindlink.bc.ca  <********
    /o\    |  "No matter where you go, you'll have to go someplace else" -me
  ( )-( )  |   All opinions expressed are mine. Never mind who I work for.
   MCVII   | "Will you paint the black sky blue? Just like your shoes..." -TG

Hmmm ... at first glance I thought it was a female Viking cyclops. :-)



_________/\_____/\    /\  __/\  ____________/\  /\______/(>-:-<)\_____/\
\ Chris Farrell   \  /  \/    \/ ____________ \/aka Arhnold MuscleHogger\
/  MACC Operations \/       *   /   .   .   / /    Ruler of Geravik     /\
\   cfarrell@macc.wisc.edu      \          / /___/\  /-----------\  /\_/--\
 \__ cfarrell@picard.cs.wisc.edu/\  .   . /  \__/  \/ /\__/-\__/\ \/ __  _/
*   \___________  .  /\  .  ___/  \______/_/\____/\__/  ()   ()  \__/  \/
 .     .     +  \___/  \___/   \  "We now return you to your own version\
     +     .    .               \________ of reality..." _______________/



   OK, let's finish with another Peanuts cortoon (posted by
ipgrier@steam.uwaterloo.ca (Iain P. Grier)) and did something similar to the
opening pic.  This time it's Snoopy.

           __-----_.                        ______
          /  \      \           o  O  O   _(      )__
         /    |  |   \_---_   o._.      _(           )_
        |     |            \   | |""""(_   Let's see... )
        |     |             |@ | |    (_ rec.pets.dogs _)
         \___/   ___       /   | |      (__          _)
           \____(____\___/     | |         (________)
           |__|                | |          |
           /   \-_             | |         |'
         /      \_ "__ _       !_!--v---v--"
        /         "|  |>)      |""""""""|
       |          _|  | ._--""||        |
       _\_____________|_|_____||________|_
      /                                   \
     /_____________________________________\
     /                                     \
    /_______________________________________\
    /                                       \
   /_________________________________________\
        {                               }
        <_______________________________|
        |                               >
        {_______________________________|               ________
        <                               }              / SNOOPY \
        |_______________________________|             /__________\
\|/       \\/             \||//           |//                       \|/    |/


   Hope you got a laugh.  That's all for now.  If you are interested in ASCII
art, you can get a copy of my Scarecrow's ASCII Art Archive by ftping to
ftp.mcs.com and cd mcsnet.users/jorn/ascii-art.  The file is called
Scarecrows.aa in Jorn's folder.

   And if nothing has made you laugh so far, here's an extra or two, a couple
of my sigs.


       ___    _    ____    _    ___
      /   \__/ \__/    \__/ \__/   \      "Hey Rocky!
      |          _|@ @ __          |      Watch me pull some intelligence
       \________/ |    | \________/       out of the internet!"
               __/    _/                  "But that trick never works."
              /) (o _/                    "This time for sure."
              \____/                      boba@gagme.wwa.com



              ...:::::::...
           ..:::::=====:::::..
         ..:::::=========:::::..
        ..:::::==== |\ ===:::::..
        ..::::==== /%#| ===::::..
         ..:::=== |&@/ ===::::..
          ..:::=== \| ===::::..
boba@gagme.wwa.com  \ "The Internet is like a hurricane.  One is a big
\   \   \  \  \ \ \\\\  bag of wind, and the other's a weather phenomenon.
 \   \   \  \  \ \ \\\\  But I post anyway since they took away my crayons."



.
